at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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