is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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