in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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