Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Pooping to opera.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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