if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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