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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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