I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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