I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she told me i tasted like america
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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