ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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