i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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