You're completely useless in the revolution.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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