I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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