You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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