Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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