New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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