I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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