sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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