Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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