You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Pooping to opera.
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