You don't have asthma, your pregnant
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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