ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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