David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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