rhymes with "ouble enetration"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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