I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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