Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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