Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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vagina is talking i cant
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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