we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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