It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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