question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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