did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
