Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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