Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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