is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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