Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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