Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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