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Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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