so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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