and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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