Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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