sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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