Porn is love you can see.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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