I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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