so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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