it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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