Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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