You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
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