Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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