i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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