Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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