you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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