Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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