Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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