i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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