Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
try to milk me bitch
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