It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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