singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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