1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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