her vagine was all disorganized.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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